previous slogans
-- stuck off the realness [topmost Mission Statement]
-- The beef gone digital.
-- A Ass Pocket Full of Awesome.
-- Aluminum ass-whooper in the back seat.
-- A mask that eats the face.
-- They've been talking, but believe me.
-- You told the truth, but it was still a lie.
-- From the jungle where the snakes is all poison.
-- We believe in God because Hitchens doesn't ... and that motherfucker's crazy.
-- Haystack charms around our necks.
-- "Know him?! He was DELICIOUS!"
-- To the left. To the left. The left the left the left.
-- Doling out soul fragments to only the HOTTEST horcruxes.
-- Hot All-Muggle Action! [brief stint as topmost Mission Statement]
-- Oops, you've been waylaid! No clue here.
-- Getting all my glasses, and all my shoes. So I'll have them.
-- Woe unto you, scribes and pharisees! Hypocrites!
-- Demand for cakes is high!
-- [Adrienne Sauce] Where all of our squid friends are over the age of consent.
-- On camels! Wearing throwbacks!
-- [Adrienne Sauce] You mean it can't be "Adrientertainment"? For even one day? You are such a jerk ...
-- As a matter of fact, I'm there RIGHT NOW.
-- Persecuted for our views on music copyright since 2001.
-- Perfecting our squirrel kite for the upcoming lunar flight.
-- Already got a job, and that's stayin' alive.
-- Suffering from a very sexy learning disability.
-- Chicks all got a picture of my blog on they wall.
-- Bush is the prez, but we voted for Thomas Forbes.
-- Liso y SUPER sedoso.
-- Known to do a little dance if the 'yac good.
-- Your #1 source for Filliam H. Muffman fanfic.
-- 9-6 we was broke, 0-6 is the same.
-- Stop down to the sweet honey.
-- Pretty young ladies and beer in the rear.
-- Still wack-tose intolerant.
-- Try and to fail: the two things we hate.
-- We be to blog what key be to lock.
-- Marks finna hate it.
-- Now: slightly less orange!
-- A knife, a fork, a bottle, and a cork.
-- Wasting everyone's precious time (since 2006).
-- Ken you dig it?
-- lousy with ontology [topmost Mission Statement]