previous slogans

-- We have only one weakness: bullets!

-- Live life to the fullest, drive cars, eat hot food ... Live in a mansion next to Hanson.

-- stuck off the realness [topmost Mission Statement]

-- The beef gone digital.

-- A Ass Pocket Full of Awesome.

-- Aluminum ass-whooper in the back seat.

-- A mask that eats the face.

-- They've been talking, but believe me.

-- You told the truth, but it was still a lie.

-- From the jungle where the snakes is all poison.

-- We believe in God because Hitchens doesn't ... and that motherfucker's crazy.

-- Haystack charms around our necks.

-- "Know him?! He was DELICIOUS!"

-- To the left. To the left. The left the left the left.

-- Doling out soul fragments to only the HOTTEST horcruxes.

-- Hot All-Muggle Action! [brief stint as topmost Mission Statement]

-- Oops, you've been waylaid! No clue here.

-- Getting all my glasses, and all my shoes. So I'll have them.

-- Woe unto you, scribes and pharisees! Hypocrites!

-- Demand for cakes is high!

-- [Adrienne Sauce] Where all of our squid friends are over the age of consent.

-- On camels! Wearing throwbacks!

-- [Adrienne Sauce] You mean it can't be "Adrientertainment"? For even one day? You are such a jerk ...

-- As a matter of fact, I'm there RIGHT NOW.

-- Persecuted for our views on music copyright since 2001.

-- Perfecting our squirrel kite for the upcoming lunar flight.

-- Already got a job, and that's stayin' alive.

-- Suffering from a very sexy learning disability.

-- Chicks all got a picture of my blog on they wall.

-- Bush is the prez, but we voted for Thomas Forbes.

-- Liso y SUPER sedoso.

-- Known to do a little dance if the 'yac good.

-- Your #1 source for Filliam H. Muffman fanfic.

-- 9-6 we was broke, 0-6 is the same.

-- Stop down to the sweet honey.

-- Pretty young ladies and beer in the rear.

-- Still wack-tose intolerant.

-- Try and to fail: the two things we hate.

-- We be to blog what key be to lock.

-- Marks finna hate it.

-- Now: slightly less orange!

-- A knife, a fork, a bottle, and a cork.

-- Wasting everyone's precious time (since 2006).

-- Ken you dig it?

-- lousy with ontology [topmost Mission Statement]